Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 25.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

It was a simpler time back in the halcyon days of nineteen-eleventy-whatsit. Cars were bigger and louder, tunes were groovier, and everything was, just… brighter...until now. Chive Rare Coins is adding a touch of nostalgia with the retro style Chive On Silver Bar.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Weight: 1/10 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Dimensions: 28 mm (L) x 18 mm (W) x .5 mm (H)

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 25.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Chive Rare Coins is refreshing a classic. Carry a little extra patriotism in your pocket with the KCCO Flag Silver Bar.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Weight: 1/10 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Dimensions: 28 mm (L) x 18 mm (W) x .5 mm (H)

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 25.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 6-10 weeks for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Turn some frowns upside-down and spread a little happiness. The Kindness Is F*cking Awesome 1/10th Silver Bar is the perfect piece to round off your precious metal collection.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Weight: 1/10 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Dimensions: 28 mm (L) x 18 mm (W) x .5 mm (H)

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 3000.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Coins will ship before Christmas. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

A little mystery. A little intrigue. Get yourself a randomized gold coin, perfect for adding to your collection or gifting to a friend. Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 32 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 25.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 5-7 business days for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

A little mystery. A little intrigue. Get yourself a randomized copper coin, perfect for adding to your collection or gifting to a friend. Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Copper
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 300.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 5-7 business days for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

A little mystery. A little intrigue. Get yourself a randomized gold coin, perfect for adding to your collection or gifting to a friend. Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 /10 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 16.5 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 80.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 5-7 business days for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

A little mystery. A little intrigue. Get yourself a randomized silver coin, perfect for adding to your collection or gifting to a friend. Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 129.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious.

Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength. 

Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad.

Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it. 

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 50
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 129.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Let's be honest. The real reason this coin is being minted is just for sweet, sweet revenge on John, and bragging rights. But if you look deeper into the details, you'll see that this coin is all about the only living thing that should be running djanuardaniengineering - Disco Fred himself!

This coin is the first woman and dog to be featured as the focal point on a Chive Rare Coin. So, grab yours today as a little piece of history.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 50
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 129.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 50
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 399.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 15
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1/10 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 16.5 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 3999.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 3
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 32 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 129.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Last year, djanuardaniengineering editors banded together and decided to make their own John Resig proof coin. It was a message that the inmates are officially running the asylum. ⁠Well, now it’s time for John to have get revenge. He got to design his own coin and it’s classy AF. Some of you might think that he just put my head on Leo DiCaprio’s body. AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. It’s regal, he’s drinking and that’s how he lives his life, minus the regal part.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 50
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 399.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Last year, djanuardaniengineering editors banded together and decided to make their own John Resig proof coin. It was a message that the inmates are officially running the asylum. ⁠Well, now it’s time for John to have get revenge. He got to design his own coin and it’s classy AF. Some of you might think that he just put my head on Leo DiCaprio’s body. AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. It’s regal, he’s drinking and that’s how he lives his life, minus the regal part.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 15
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1/10 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 16.5 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 3999.00

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Last year, djanuardaniengineering editors banded together and decided to make their own John Resig proof coin. It was a message that the inmates are officially running the asylum. ⁠Well, now it’s time for John to have get revenge. He got to design his own coin and it’s classy AF. Some of you might think that he just put my head on Leo DiCaprio’s body. AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. It’s regal, he’s drinking and that’s how he lives his life, minus the regal part.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 3
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 32 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 39.00

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Proceeds from this launch will go to a Chive Charities recipient that needs our help. And we plan on collectively getting him what’s needed for them to thrive.

Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 250
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Copper
• Diameter: 39 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 99.00

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Proceeds from this launch will go to a Chive Charities recipient that needs our help. And we plan on collectively getting him what’s needed for them to thrive.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 500
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 349.00

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Proceeds from this launch will go to a Chive Charities recipient that needs our help. And we plan on collectively getting him what’s needed for them to thrive.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 20
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1/10 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 16.5 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 3499.00

Here at djanuardaniengineering, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Proceeds from this launch will go to a Chive Charities recipient that needs our help. And we plan on collectively getting him what’s needed for them to thrive.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 5
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 32 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 99.00

Last year, djanuardaniengineering editors banded together and decided to make their own John Resig proof coin. It was a message that the inmates are officially running the asylum. ⁠Well, now it’s time for John to have get revenge. He got to design his own coin and it’s classy AF. Some of you might think that he just put my head on Leo DiCaprio’s body. AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. It’s regal, he’s drinking and that’s how he lives his life, minus the regal part.

Proceeds from this launch will go to a Chive Charities recipient that needs our help. And we plan on collectively getting him what’s needed for them to thrive.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 500
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 99.00

John didn't want us to move forward with this, but guess what? We're doing it anyway! Introducing The John Rare Coin with some added generosity.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 200
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Orders are not guaranteed to arrive prior to the holidays. Please allow up to 2-3 days for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 99.00

Let's be honest. The real reason this coin is being minted is just for sweet, sweet revenge on John, and bragging rights. But if you look deeper into the details, you'll see that this coin is all about the only living thing that should be running djanuardaniengineering - Disco Fred himself!

This coin is the first woman and dog to be featured as the focal point on a Chive Rare Coin. So, grab yours today as a little piece of history. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Bill Murray coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 300
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 39.00

Let's be honest. The real reason this coin is being minted is just for sweet, sweet revenge on John, and bragging rights. But if you look deeper into the details, you'll see that this coin is all about the only living thing that should be running djanuardaniengineering - Disco Fred himself!

This coin is the first woman and dog to be featured as the focal point on a Chive Rare Coin. So, grab yours today as a little piece of history. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 250
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Copper
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 99.00

By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious. 

Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength. 

Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad.

Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Bill Murray coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 300
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Silver
• Diameter: 39 mm

Vendor: The Chive
Type: Coin
Price: 39.00

By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious. 

Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength. 

Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad.

Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 250
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .999 Fine Copper
• Diameter: 39 mm